Monday, August 30, 2010

Against the Grain

For whatever reason, I've always found myself at odds with the establishment. It's not that I'm just an immature, uncooperative punk, but it may seem that way. One of my core beliefs is that improvement is always possible. How can you improve something if you don't challenge it?
Many people adhere to the whole "if it aint broke, don't fix it" philosophy, but it precludes that one can perceive if something is broken. For example, throw ethics out the window and look at slavery in the preindustrial USA. It was accepted that slavery was the best way to provide affordable goods and services. It wasn't broke, so there was no reason to fix it. But then some very smart people realized (this is the condensed version, btw) that machines can work longer and harder than people, so slavery magically became "broke" - and machines fixed it. However, note that machines fixed the system before it was broken.  Businesses that chose not use machines were destroyed by those that did.

How would you feel about your government if you've got a musket with bayonet, a sack of black powder, and some lead while your the enemy has high-velocity rifles, semi-auto hand guns, and a combat knife.  You've got cannons; they have Gatling guns.  You've got cavalry, and they're giving you the finger in their tanks.  Sound ridiculous?  That was reality for the Polish army in WWI.  Yeah, Poland fell fast and hard.
Take a look at our economic problems.  If we were constantly evolving our views and practices on banking and business we probably would have avoided the whole economic collapse.  However, our current system is a reactionary system in an impossible fight against a proactive business world.  Why is it that the government can spend so many trillions of dollars on various things like war and social programs, but when our heart and soul (our businesses) comes to a halt everyone scratches their head and acts like our laws of physics have just been broken.

In case you didn't know, our laws of physics are constantly being broken.  This is because as we learn more and more we begin to comprehend how our "laws" are merely "perceptions."   Take for example when it was discovered that light does in fact have mass.  This blew out our preconceptions of the universe and rewrote physics.

What I'm getting at is that just because a system is in place does not mean that it is incapable of increasing efficiency.  So many people I know would say, "My way of life is the way my parents lived, and their parents, and their parents, and it works."  Okay, but couldn't things be better?
Look at research on behavior modification.  We have discovered that rewarding people (kids, adults, seniors) for good behavior produces better results than punishment for bad behavior.  Why?  Because punishment teaches the punished that they should avoid getting caught where rewarding makes the rewarded seek their prize.  If you are actively trying to be good, you'll have a better chance of others thinking you're good than if you're trying to fool them into thinking so.  So for thousands of years our race thought that imprisoning and beating people reformed them.  Guess what - thousands of years of human beliefs were wrong.

I'm not even really on the same topic as I started.  It's that good of a rant.

Anyway, there is a reason for my rhyme.  If I challenge you or your beliefs it is not to be a turd.  I'm exploring your opinion and comparing it to others.  What if my challenge strengthens your belief?  What if my challenge causes you to abandon your belief in favor of a newer/better one?  What if my challenge causes me to reevaluate my position?  Was it not a benefit to be challenged?  So when someone challenges you, don't get offended.  Instead, thank them for helping you.

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Food Stamps taste horrible.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Commercial

Picture this:

Man is trimming his beard. It's a wonderful morning - he really loves trimming his beard. Woman comes in the bathroom and starts screaming and pointing at the sink:
white sink with jet-black hairs all over the place.

Woman storms out.

Man is having a bad day.

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Man gets home, and on the kitchen counter is a brand new razor water-proof trimmer for men.

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Next morning Man is shaving in the shower when Woman gets in, smiling seductively. (she has to be hot, BTW)

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Bam! Took me all of no seconds to make a better product with a better commercial. Notice to Gilette (or any other man-face company): if I see my commercial on TV or online I expect a check for no less than $10,000.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Induction

So I'm in Dallas this week for training in my job. So far I haven't learned anything. That means one of two things:

1) I'm awesome
2) I'm wasting company money

Personally I think it's #1. There are so many things we've covered that I've been doing already, and it makes me feel good about myself. It also makes me want to punch my coworkers when they ignore my suggestions.

Anyway, I'm fairly happy so far, but it's only day one. Tomorrow is another day.


Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Easy, Tasty, Cheap

No, this post is not about McDonalds or Taco Bell.  Rather this is a homemade meal that is nutritious, and, as the title suggests, easy, tasty, cheap.  It's an adaptation of one of my favorite meals: ramen with egg.

While lots of people dismiss ramen as poor-people food the fact remains that noodles are good whether they're in broth or sauce.  To prove that point here's a video of a ramen meal that is really good for you. If you've never tried ramen with an egg you're really missing out. When the yolk mixes into the broth it becomes really creamy.

Try it out and let me know what you think.