Saturday, August 14, 2010

Commercial

Picture this:

Man is trimming his beard. It's a wonderful morning - he really loves trimming his beard. Woman comes in the bathroom and starts screaming and pointing at the sink:
white sink with jet-black hairs all over the place.

Woman storms out.

Man is having a bad day.

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Man gets home, and on the kitchen counter is a brand new razor water-proof trimmer for men.

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Next morning Man is shaving in the shower when Woman gets in, smiling seductively. (she has to be hot, BTW)

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Bam! Took me all of no seconds to make a better product with a better commercial. Notice to Gilette (or any other man-face company): if I see my commercial on TV or online I expect a check for no less than $10,000.

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Weight Loss

Cleanse the Body, Curb Unhealthy Cravings, and Lose Weight with ProShape Rx

Succumbing to cravings while you are trying to lose weight is one of the hardest deterrents to keeping to your weight loss goals. You wake up every morning with all very good intentions that today will be the day that you really stick to your diet, but sometimes even by mid morning, all those intentions have gone completely out the window. If it is not because your much slimmer office mate has decided to bring in your favorite donuts, it's because you skipped breakfast because you were running late and by ten am, you are famished.

Sticking to a rigid routine of what to eat when can be really tough. And sometimes even that alone can mean the demise of your diet plans even before you can get started and before you can see results. It takes planning and preparation and in your busy life sometimes there is just not enough time in the day to plan your daily meals and to get you on the right track. Eating healthy is important, but sometimes your cravings kick in and it is just too difficult to avoid eating the wrong foods when you are just hungry.

Reducing cravings and staving off hungry pangs are just two of the positive side effects that will help you lose weight quickly and effectively. And luckily for you the team of doctors and researchers who have devised the ProShape RX weight loss system have figured out to combat those and several other deterrents to losing weight. This product that consists of 100% natural ingredients not only will help you to say no to those sugary donuts, but within as early as seven days you will already start to see a difference in how your clothes fit and how you feel overall.

The ingredients found in ProShapeRX include several natural herbs such as Hoodia Gordonii, which is a now famous plant that has been discovered in northern Africa. This plant has been used by tribesmen who needed to suppress their appetites on long hunting trips. The Hoodia Gordonii is just one of the natural ingredients that are included in the ProShapeRX system to help you control your appetite and lose weight naturally and effectively.

Other ingredients will also help reduce your appetite and help you stay on track. This weight loss pill is taken three times a day with your meals and will help you to avoid sugary snacks and you will lose the temptation to constantly cheat because you will no longer feel those hunger pangs that are so often detrimental to sticking to your weight lose goals. And once you start to lose the weight, it becomes a more healthy cycle of then an increase in your willpower, which will in turn encourage you to keep on the right track and continue to lose weight. But it can be a tough thing to start, so by taking the ProShapeRX supplement three times a day, you get the kick start you need and you are guaranteed to see results.

For more information, go to ProShapeRX.com.

Anti-aging Cream

Look and Feel Younger After Minutes a Day Using a Collagen Promoting Product.

There are lots of claims on the market today that boast the effectiveness of their product that includes an ingredient called collagen. Collagen seems to be the true miracle cure for the signs of aging including wrinkles, fine lines, and age spots. But these claims are probably not as true as they appear to be. Over the counter products and moisturizers that say they have collagen as an ingredient are unfortunately a waste of your money. You see, collagen molecules are actually too large to permeate the skin's surface. So they cannot be absorbed topically, and therefore there is no direct benefit to using those products that you can buy so easily.

Collagen is a naturally occurring protein that your body produces that keeps your skin looking youthful. And as we get older and collagen starts to break down, we start to see the effects of aging – more wrinkles, more age spots, more fine lines, sagging skin and our bodies don't have the capacity to slow down this process on its own.

One way to increase the effectiveness of collagen is to subject yourself to actual collagen injections. These injections are not only painful but they are very costly and must be administered by a professional. These treatments can cost anywhere from $375-$700 every three to six months as the effects are not permanent. This can add up to an overall cost of $750 to $2,800 per year. Surely reducing the signs of aging doesn't have to be that painful or expensive!

Well luckily for you the scientists and researchers who have formulated the Kollagen Intensiv anti-aging cream found a way to utilize natural ingredients that have been proven to stimulate your skin's natural production of collagen.

After approximately 30-80 days of using Kollagen Intensiv, you will start to see that your skin will begin to rejuvenate itself. You will see a dramatic reduction in wrinkles and fine lines. Your skin will appear firmer and thicker as your body's ability to produce collagen increases. And the effects don't just end there. Your skin will start to actually repair the effects of sun damage and offset the effects of pollution and even smoking that has damaged your skin over the years. The effects of using this anti-aging cream are therefore more effective and longer lasting than even the painful and expensive option of injections.

And the producers of the Kollagen Intensiv are so confident that you will be pleased with the results, that they offer a complete money back guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied with the results of using this cream twice a day, then simply return the unused portions and you will get a refund – no questions asked. That is the kind of assurances that we need in this day and age. So now you can have peace of mind and fabulous skin! What are you waiting for – order your two month's supply of Kollagen Intensiv today and receive one more month for free. Looking good doesn't get any better than that!

For more information, please visit the Kollagen Intensiv Homepage.

I have the POWER!!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Commercial

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